TERRENCE: We were fortunate in some browsing to come across the very sensuous and spiritual website of Todd Perkins, a man of men who has wonderful insights into the joys of male loving, and some really wise advice about it. He's also quite profound spiritually, as well. Although we perused his material for roughly twenty minutes, I wish to go back for more study, and will probably contact him.
ROLAND: I'm very surprised at the depth and amount of material on the Internet which links sexuality and spirituality. In my days in Jerusalem among the Knights of Saint John there was such. Historians please note, Saint John was the "beloved disciple," a thing apparently not lost upon the founders of a present day movement which goes by that name. You know...I was going to write "gay" but I can't bring myself to do it! I'm not "gay" by contemporary standards, and I refuse the label of "sodomite," although I think it is funny sometimes. Don't like "bisexual," it sounds too medical or psychiatrical or something, so guys, what do you say? We must come up with a new word!
TERRENCE: Yeah, I was feeling the same thing when I wrote about "male love." And that Todd Perkins was a "man of men."
ROLAND: I like "male love."
PERRY: It's not bad, but are you wanting something a bit more poetic?
TERRENCE: Yeah, I do, I would.
ROLAND: Exactly.
PERRY: Manheart. It says my heart belongs to a man. It says I desire the heart of a man.
ROLAND: Not to mention a very specific portion of his anatomy!
PERRY: Roland!!! [laughter] I suppose if the girls saw that part they'd be off and running again about how we're talking about our weasels again!
TERRENCE: Look, I like it. It's better than what we've got.
ROLAND: Very well, then shall we stay with that for now?
[ general agreement]
TERRENCE: Good! Shall I close? Terrence out!